My Wife's An Angel Yeah, I Bet

Picture a scrappy lil’ ten year old white boy in Appalachia with a rat tail, runnin’ around a trailer park barefoot & shirtless on a warm summer day. Laughin’ & cussin’ with a couple buddies until a neighbor opens their dirty-ass, tiny bathroom window about 50 feet away and yells
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY YARD OR I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!”.
The young man stops dead in his tracks, and in one single motion he looks at his friends & then turns toward the sound of the old crow; Makes direct eye contact, grabs the crotch of his pants with one hand, shows them the middle finger of the other, and shouts back
“Yeah, I Bet”.
That’s how I feel listening to people bitch about stupid shit.