Gatekeepers Diary of a Teenage Prophet

Release date:
April 17, 2026
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Long in the making and rich in imagination, Diary of a Teenage Prophet completes composer-producer Alex Wroten's Gatekeepers Trilogy with a darkly funny, genre-defying sci-fi epic that blurs the line between philosophy and pop. The story follows Bonnie Brown, a teenage eco-rebel who's cryogenically frozen during a nuclear apocalypse and awakens thousands of years later to discover her teenage diary has become the basis for a world religion.Featuring a staggering cast of collaborators - including members of Cheer-Accident, Shawn Phillips, Henry Kaiser, Amy Denio, Hugh Banton (Van der Graaf Generator), Morgan Ågren (Kaipa, Mats/Morgan), Ron Geesin, Fernando Perdomo and more - the album expands Wroten's surreal sonic universe into something both hilarious and unsettling.Available as a 2-LP color vinyl edition housed in a fully illustrated gatefold featuring the complete lyrics - a lavish physical artifact for this visionary 50-collaborator finale.

Tracklist:
  • 1. High School Overture
  • 2. She's Just a Regular Teen
  • 3. Ap Doomsday
  • 4. The End of Man
  • 5. Probably the Afterlife
  • 6. The World of the Future
  • 7. The Ancient Vagrant
  • 8. She's Awake!
  • 9. Way Too Much Attention
  • 10. Staying in the Shadows
  • 11. For the Brown Book Tells Me So
  • 12. The Fundamentals
  • 13. Friday Night Rites
  • 14. In Matt's Image
  • 15. She's Not a Regular Teen
  • 16. Beached
  • 17. The Messenger Vs. the Message
  • 18. To the Ocean!
  • 19. Everyone I Know Is Dead

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